This scene was perfect
That time James Bond replied to homoerotic taunting not with some macho no homo bullshit, but by calmly implying he was bisexual anyway and somehow did not suddenly cease to be awesome but instead roughly doubled in awesome points.
OKAY SO LET’S TALK ABOUT CAS IN THE SEASON 10 PROMOS
(POSSIBLY BECAUSE DEAN IS DEAD AND HIS STOLEN GRACE IS BURNING HIM OUT)
HANNAH SHOWS UP CLAIMING THAT SHE NEEDS HIM FOR SOME HEAVENLY DUTY
THE HOTSNOT-SO-ANGELIC FEELINGS FOR CAS
CAS DOESN’T SEEM TO BE THAT INTO IT
BUT HE DOES CARE FOR HER TO SOME EXTENT BECAUSE SHE’S HIS FANGIRL AND THEY’RE SORT OF RELATED
SO THEY’RE LOOKING FOR DEAN AND STUFF
BUT THEY RUN INTO SOME
KIND OF TROUBLECHICK THAT FUCKS BOTH OF THEM UP
ANYWAY, MY GUESS IS THAT HANNAH LIKES CAS IN A TABOO WAY, BUT CAS IS TOO NON-CONFORMIST FOR TABOO SHIT
SO SHE DIES FOR HIM (maybe he takes her grace??) AND HE ADDS HER DEATH TO HIS LIST OF THINGS HE FEELS GUILTY ABOUT (hence, the writers saying that this issue with Hannah is going to affect Cas)
AND CAS HAS YET ANOTHER SEASON-LONG ARC WHERE HE JUST DOES PENANCE FOR HIS GUILT
ALSO, DESTIEL ASIDE, I JUST REALLY DON’T THINK CAS & HANNAH GETTING TOGETHER MAKES ANY SENSE
I MEAN, HANNAH’S CHARACTER HAS BEEN BUILT UP TO BE SO SELF-SERVING WITH NO DISTINCT LOYALTIES OTHER THAN TO HER OWN PERSONAL GAIN (Asking Cas to lead an army against Metatron so she can go back to heaven, “grace-shaming” Cas after finding out that the grace he healed her with was actually stolen, asking Cas to choose heaven over Dean, leaving Cas to join Metatron because Metatron offered re-entry to heaven, leaving Metatron because Cas and Gadreel convinced her that she was an idiot, asking Cas for more favors while his grace dwindles, etc)
AND CAS IS THE MOST SELF-SACRIFICING S.O.B EVER, DRIVEN BY HIS GUILT AND HIS LOYALTY TO THE WINCHESTERS
I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING IN THEIR CHASSIS THAT COULD POSSIBLY SPARK SOMETHING BETWEEN THEM
IT’S JUST TOO FAR-FETCHED TO SEE THEM AS ANYTHING MORE THAN WORK FRIENDS
And all this time I pictured you standing next to me
Just One Day by Mighty Oaks for hamburgergod
Imagine Dean and Cas waking up as females, what would be their reactions?
Okay, hastiel aside
…Why was Cas sleeping naked with a robe de chambre?
Did he have a shower and fell asleep? Why’s he taking shover he’s a friggin angel
Was it a… one night stand?
OF EVEN ENTERTAINING THE IDEA!
Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
That is a general problem with Tolkien lore, as a huge fan of his, I can say that all humanoid races mentioned in his books are taken directly from norse mythology and clearly specified as ‘white’
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
youd need a designated answerer instead of driver